Besides the Wedding, I have gotten Goats, Rode some horses, shot some guns and done some bachelorette party shenanigans.
Going back, the Bachelorette party is first in my chronological order…
Friday after work, the 5 of us girls loaded up and headed to Asheville, NC to drink some beer and hang out in Irish pubs, look at crystals and just have a good time. you know the Bride’s last fling!
We got there about 5pm-ish, we all got dressed and ready for the town..
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| Is Asheville ready for us??????????? No, they weren’t |
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| I was ready for a drink after a long week. |
We headed out to a tex-mexish restaurant and we started with this bachelorette dare game…..
And then I got a dare card that said “hug a bearded man”…………………………………
So, I used both of those at the same time… a few guys came though the doors of this bar, and they all had beards…. So, I went up put my arms on the shoulders of two of them and said “hi fella’s, how are y’all doing?” they were responsive and said good.. and I said.. “I need a hug” so one of them said “bring it in” and gave me a hug, introduced ourselves and I asked him to buy me a drink.. he said.. what kind of drink.. I explained I was a Guinness girl.. and that was that.. I also explained i was at a bachelorette party and he said he was at a bachelor party.. I thanked him for the beer and headed back to the girls…. I came back to a table full of brussel sprouts with a beer cream sauce… HOLY CRAP…. this shit was amazing. So much so, That one of the girls had never had a brussel sprout before and she ate one and cried it was so good…. and we may have been drinking a bit..
but, that night ended well.. and all of us woke up the next day, thinking we weren’t as good as we once was, but we were good once as we ever was..
we had breakfast, and went back on the town to hit up the rock shops and walk around and do some shopping.. Asheville has some beautiful places.. that is for sure…
After we did some retail therapy… This happened..
And This happened….
And then I figured It was a great Idea to piece my nose again.. because I reverted back to being 18, and one of the other girls wanted a daith piercing.. and I went back with her… and decided on the fly to do it…
And we came back home, after one night of lots of beer, and mixed drinks.. ha ha…
The only other thing I would add for the wedding is the swirl cupcakes…
The Bride wanted Green cupcakes.. and her mom, who was making them, forgot she said that.. and I came up with this idea 🙂
Oh, someone at the brewery asked how we all knew each other…
We came up with this story..
we met over a guy…
The maid of honor served him dinner, and the last one to see the guy alive (she’s a waitress)
The bride was the paramedic that brought him to the Hospital. (she is a paramedic)
One bridesmaid was his nurse in the ER (she is a ER nurse)
I performed his autopsy.
and the other bridesmaid sold the guy the gun (she is a gun rep), which he killed himself and we all met at the court case..
It was believable… and confused a lot of people.. hahah